New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i may or may not be watching the land before time
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
pray to the hookup gods
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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