watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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