if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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