They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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