Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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