My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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