Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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