Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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