How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Oh god it's open bar.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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