yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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