quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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