I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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