Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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