How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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