Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
you never un-have a 4some
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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