? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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