Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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