Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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