I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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