He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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