Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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