OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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