no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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