it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
