I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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