I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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