I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
