he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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