Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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