i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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