Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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