dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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