Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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