If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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