So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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