Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
