there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize