More tranny stories later!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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