youre lurking in front of me
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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