Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
worst night to have a conscience
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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