actually, I'm a sock model
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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