it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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