Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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