youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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