We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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