he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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