You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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