addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i already hear my dad disowning me
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I look better un-naked...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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