So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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