She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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