Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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