that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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