Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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