I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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