i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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