I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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