they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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