Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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