I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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